Martha Stewart does not live here!
I'm creative - you can't expect me to be neat too!
I clean house every other day.... Today is the other day!
The house was spotless last week, too bad you missed it!
An immaculate house is a sign of a wasted life.
You may touch the dust in this house ... but please don't write in it!
Apology ... Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this - some days it's even worse.
A messy home is a happy home, and this home is delirious.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.