Martha Stewart does not live here!

I'm creative - you can't expect me to be neat too!

I clean house every other day.... Today is the other day!

The house was spotless last week, too bad you missed it!

An immaculate house is a sign of a wasted life.

You may touch the dust in this house ... but please don't write in it!

Although you'll find our house a mess, come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this - some days it's even worse.

Dog hair is a part of our lives and we are quite used to it. We consider it a condiment...it goes with everything! (Did you know it is now considered a luxury fiber along with mohair and cashmere? Yep, it's called Chiengora.)

A messy home is a happy home, and this home is delirious.

~Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.~